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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

15.06.2025 06:56

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Kristen Doute gives birth to rainbow baby with fiancé Luke Broderick - Page Six

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Why do I get bored with porn so quickly? I can watch maybe half a video (5 mins max) and then get bored and do something else. I don't watch porn often, just a teenager. 17.

-mwahh